Okay, so le me wanted to get a quick haircut and rushed to Tony and Guy! The receptionist welcomed me with her usual fake smile. I told her I needed a quick hair cut and she guided me to the top (?) stylist and this is what happened :
Stylist: Hi!
Le me : Hi, I just want a quick haircut.
Stylist : Okay, mmm.. Which cut you'd like to have?
Le me : Short layer
Stylist : (analyzing my hair) No no no... Short hairstyle won't suit you!
Le me : ??? Wh..aa..tt! I'm sorry I've lived with a boy cut for 16 years!
Stylist : (pulls, twists, stares at my hair for five minutes) No, your hair is thick...
Le me : So..?
Stylist : You can go in for some hair softening treatment..
Le me : I'm really not into all that. All I need right now is a haircut.
Stylist : But short hairstyle won't suit you!
Le me : Okay, so can you suggest something for me?
Stylist : Err, no... I cannot suggest that... (Still analyzing my hair) You have hair-fall...
Le me : Yep, I just had a shower... so...
Stylist : Which shampoo and conditioner are you using?
Le me : L'oreal
Stylist : You can take some treatment for hair-fall. We offer...
Le me : (Irritatedly) Boss, I know about all the treatments you guys have but right now I'd like to have a haircut alone.
Stylist : No, why I'm saying is because your hair will reduce in volume..
Le me : Ji, I've been living with this hair for 25 years now. I have never gone in for any treatments and I'm totally contented with what I have.
Stylist : Okay, your wish.
Le me : Thanks! Would you please....
Stylist : Yeah sure (guiding me to the wash area)
Le me : Bbuutt.. But.. why?
Stylist : I want to wash your hair.
Le me : But I just had a shower!
Stylist : Your hair is dry... so...
Le me : You can still wet it!
Stylist : No no, I don't prefer that.
Le me : (picking my bag) I'm sorry I got no time for that! Thanks a ton!
Stylist : Drop in sometime!
Le me : *Left five minutes back* tongue emoticon
Stylist: Hi!
Le me : Hi, I just want a quick haircut.
Stylist : Okay, mmm.. Which cut you'd like to have?
Le me : Short layer
Stylist : (analyzing my hair) No no no... Short hairstyle won't suit you!
Le me : ??? Wh..aa..tt! I'm sorry I've lived with a boy cut for 16 years!
Stylist : (pulls, twists, stares at my hair for five minutes) No, your hair is thick...
Le me : So..?
Stylist : You can go in for some hair softening treatment..
Le me : I'm really not into all that. All I need right now is a haircut.
Stylist : But short hairstyle won't suit you!
Le me : Okay, so can you suggest something for me?
Stylist : Err, no... I cannot suggest that... (Still analyzing my hair) You have hair-fall...
Le me : Yep, I just had a shower... so...
Stylist : Which shampoo and conditioner are you using?
Le me : L'oreal
Stylist : You can take some treatment for hair-fall. We offer...
Le me : (Irritatedly) Boss, I know about all the treatments you guys have but right now I'd like to have a haircut alone.
Stylist : No, why I'm saying is because your hair will reduce in volume..
Le me : Ji, I've been living with this hair for 25 years now. I have never gone in for any treatments and I'm totally contented with what I have.
Stylist : Okay, your wish.
Le me : Thanks! Would you please....
Stylist : Yeah sure (guiding me to the wash area)
Le me : Bbuutt.. But.. why?
Stylist : I want to wash your hair.
Le me : But I just had a shower!
Stylist : Your hair is dry... so...
Le me : You can still wet it!
Stylist : No no, I don't prefer that.
Le me : (picking my bag) I'm sorry I got no time for that! Thanks a ton!
Stylist : Drop in sometime!
Le me : *Left five minutes back* tongue emoticon